Essential questions

le posted an entry about essential questions, and although (or since?) I'm currently drunk, I would like to add my part of it:
Star Wars oder Star Trek? - both of them. Star Trek managed to build up a way better universe than Star Wars did.
Alien oder Predator? - Alien, because the 4th (??) part of it shows you how to get a 2 meter alien through a 2 cm hole.
U2 oder R.E.M.? REM, because they've got a cooler name (a spy jet code name vs. "rapid eye movement"), and their music is better, and they collaborated with Pearl Jam.
Die Ärzte oder Die toten Hosen? Both, but only the old stuff.
Rot oder blau? Green. Is that the politcal question or what?
Hund oder Katze? Neither of them. I hate them both. Probably I hate cats more because I had to do a checkup for canine madness, because I was attacked by one when I was 7 years old.
Wir sind Helden oder Juli? Neither of them. Both commercial crap. Mia rules.
Kelly's oder Pringles? Neither of them. The riffle chips from the 3rd company whose name I totally forgot are definitely the best.

And to answer the questions from the comments:
* Kafka oder Brecht? Kaminer har
Spanish or French? Español es mas bueno. Frances es la idioma de las putas y por los putos. (*harhar*) Yeah, I'm currently learning Spanish. No offence to gay people[1], BTW.
Populärkultur oder Subkultur? subculture. Diversity is better.
Standard Printausgabe oder Kurier Printausgabe? Standard, because I've got a subscription, and because it's the only newspaper with a moral obligation nowadays.

And finally my questions:
Nirvana or Pearl Jam? - Pearl Jam. Kurt Cobain couldn't even wash his hair, but Eddie Vedder cut it to overcome the grease-in-the-hair problem. And they make the better music, on a side note.
vim or emacs? vim. Modal editors are just more powerful.
KDE or Gnome? KDE. I used to be a Gnome zealot, but in the meantime, KDE is simply better, and made greater progress in terms of technical advantage.

Yes, I'm drunk, and I feel it.

[1]: the sentence means "French is the language of the whores and for the fags." (or for the "male whores", that depends on how you interprete "putos")