What do I have to read in today's "Der Standard", Paris? You're not searching for a "good-looking idiot", but for a "kind-hearted man" and that the look "doesn't matter. Hey, Paris, I'm yours! I'm not necessarily good-looking, I'm definitely not an idiot, I'm kind-hearted (kind of), and I'm a man (at least the last time I checked). So I perfectly fit. Paris, I'm yours!